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Party System

A way to classify and organize the people who affiliate with and surround you according to how you view them. The people are organized into these distinct parties:

First Party: Yourself ("I" am the first party)

Second Party: Close friends/ relatives who are a benefit to your overall well being

Third Party: Coincidental Characters, people who you do not know and are neither a benefit or a detriment to your overall well being

Fourth Party: Idiots. People that kinda- really piss you off, and thus deserve their own catagory

Fifth Party: Subhumans. People that are so freaking stupid they can't even be considered a human being anymore

Sixth Party: People who don't exist. These people are so unbearably terrible that you refuse to acknowledge their existance. They're just... not even there

*Note: The party system is a simple comical device, and should not be used to intentionally degrade or put down others.
Party System Uses In Real Life:

Bob: "For crying out loud, who are all these third party individuals at our cafe??"

Frank: "Apparently the cafe across the street got shut down."

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Bob: "Wow man, Jose is so stupid, I think I'm gonna have to demote him to fourth party."

Frank: "Yeahh..."

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Bob: "Ughh! Oh my... Oh for crying out... Ok. Thats it I can't stand Beth anymore. She's not even there. I think we have ourselves a sixth party"

Frank: "Who's Beth?"

Bob: "Good man!"
by ALmighty2410 December 27, 2009
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bio party

baɪəʊˈpɑːɹ.ti (plural bio parties) 1. a gathering of frenzied biology students at lunch exchanging notecard information, freaking out, and forming a long line in front of the teacher's door.
Oh no! I forgot to write down what glycolysis is! I'll just go to the bio party.
by AKTF4TVXQ December 17, 2010
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Mario Party

The reason you aren't friends with your buddies anymore..... Because you played this game. Good job.
In Mario Party, I yelled at my friend that if he took one more FUCKING star, i would kill him.

Friend: "I just took a star, looser."

Me: Fuck you. I hate this game and you.
by DaSergalz January 20, 2016
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Pringle Party

A party consisting of mostly chicks, pringles referring to vaginas!
Tom: Dude, get your ass over here, there's a total pringle party goin down!
Jeremy: Oh shit dude, i'll be over in a sec!
by BiiiishPlz July 12, 2009
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boococky party

When a group of guys all cum on a girls face.
Jenny was invited to the boococky party, and showed up and didnt know that she was going to get a facial.
by Meek A Leak October 23, 2008
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choco party

Used to describe something that is good good.

A take off from a Japanese candy cartoon featuring a woman in a bikini Jumping up and down. Can also be shortened to CP.
How was your weekend?

It was sooo ChocoParty
by BPPCamaro July 22, 2005
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Party Donkey

Party Donkey- a term used to describe a person whos partying to the extreme. Can also be used to describe a person who is the life of the party
At Sylvia's party, Rafa was acting like such a party donkey dude ! he wouldnt get off the dance floor. what a crazy guyy! i wanna party with him !!
by Broskiee March 6, 2011
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