A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.
Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”
by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019
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Get the Little brainmug. When a girl is super attractive but really dumb, usually has big boobs, lots of make up and is very dimsighted.
Guy 1: "hey did you ever get with that girl?"
Guy 2: "no man, she has boobs for brains, I couldn't even have a normal conversation with her"
Guy 1: "that blows.."
Guy 2: "no man, she has boobs for brains, I couldn't even have a normal conversation with her"
Guy 1: "that blows.."
by maccaronitoni November 17, 2014
Get the boobs for brainsmug. 
noun.
1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.
2. A psychopath on speed.
3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.
4. Frat bros.
5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.
1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.
2. A psychopath on speed.
3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.
4. Frat bros.
5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.
"It's difficult to compete in the economic zeitgeist, unless your attitude is like all the useless coke brain fools who work in recruiting or sales".
"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".
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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"
Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."
Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."
"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".
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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"
Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."
Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."
by ZRhasitforyou May 8, 2022
Get the Coke Brainmug.