Tim Burton

Mind Rape Victim: ...

Friend 1: Whats wrong with Dave?

Friend 2: He... He just saw Alice in Wonderland.

Friend 1: So?

Friend 2: ...The new one...

Friend 1: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Why!!!!!!! Why Tim Burton?!?!?!!? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!???!?!??!

by KingShady April 3, 2010

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The Tim Hightower

When you put a stool directly in front of the toilet then proceed to hover your ass over the toilet and drop heat.

"I brought the stool in their bathroom and pulled a Tim Hightower."
or
"I went 4 for 4 on the Tim Hightower"

by S.E.McD. February 17, 2009

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tim monday

to be annoyed in many ways when you talk

today i accidently pulled a tim monday

by john doe February 11, 2005

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tim precious

Cross dressing one trick pony, bendy and fleshy helmet

Tim Precious

by Arthur Norris January 8, 2004

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the tim mcgraw

A sexual act in which the woman puts ink around her vagina so that when the man (or another woman) pleasures her orally, he gets a ring around his mouth resembling Tim McGraw's facial hair. The act is only completed once the man puts on a cowboy hat and boots. He must then sing a Tim McGraw song.

Jeremiah's girlfriend made him do the Tim McGraw, and he subsequently died of ink poisoning.

by CountryBlumpkin October 19, 2009

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