Get the throak mug.an individual, typically a white evangelical Christian, who is either sucking off Thomas Aquinas or licking Greg Bahnsen's boot while posting on Twitter to alleviate the pain they experience every day from their dead-end job.
Normal Person: "Dude, you think it's cool that God torture ten-year-olds for his glory?!?"
Theobro: Yes.
Theobro: Yes.
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Joe: Hey honey, want to throat slam tonight?
Steebo: Oh yah Baby! what time?
... after the throat slam, Joe made her eat her eat her own puke! (:
Steebo: Oh yah Baby! what time?
... after the throat slam, Joe made her eat her eat her own puke! (:
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Get the Red Throbber mug.It all started as an innocent Sunday drive and ended with a violent case of HIGHWAY THROBBERY leaving me quivering, incopacitated, and unable to continue the drive
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