To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020

by the wise ginger minger January 24, 2021

by Urmomsugly24 April 11, 2019

Breakdown:
• “Giggle” → implies the dog is more of a toy or accessory, often carried around and doted on, sometimes by people who treat it like a baby or fashion statement.
• “Shitter” → crude jab at the fact that small dogs can be prone to nervous or frequent pooping, especially indoors or during excitement.
So, “giggle shitter” =
A small, yappy dog often seen as useless, annoying, or overly coddled.
• “Giggle” → implies the dog is more of a toy or accessory, often carried around and doted on, sometimes by people who treat it like a baby or fashion statement.
• “Shitter” → crude jab at the fact that small dogs can be prone to nervous or frequent pooping, especially indoors or during excitement.
So, “giggle shitter” =
A small, yappy dog often seen as useless, annoying, or overly coddled.
by giggle shitter August 3, 2025

No-shitter
by noarriving October 12, 2010

person 1: How long has person 3 been in the bathroom?
person 2: probably 3 hours by now
person 1: Oh my fucking god, he's such a shitter
person 2: probably 3 hours by now
person 1: Oh my fucking god, he's such a shitter
by Chadgtnz May 24, 2021
