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JP the Shitter

To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.

Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.

Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.

Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.

Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.

(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
mugGet the JP the Shittermug.

Fucking shitter

A word that only Hispanic people named Diego use when they rage in rocket league.
by the wise ginger minger January 24, 2021
mugGet the Fucking shittermug.

Chest Shitter

A person in the act of shitting on ones chest
I'm about to go online and find me a good chest shitter.
by Urmomsugly24 April 11, 2019
mugGet the Chest Shittermug.

Shitter

Stop being a shitter, Bobby!
by m1vision September 27, 2023
mugGet the Shittermug.

Giggle shitter

Breakdown:
• “Giggle” → implies the dog is more of a toy or accessory, often carried around and doted on, sometimes by people who treat it like a baby or fashion statement.
• “Shitter” → crude jab at the fact that small dogs can be prone to nervous or frequent pooping, especially indoors or during excitement.

So, “giggle shitter” =

A small, yappy dog often seen as useless, annoying, or overly coddled.
“Her purse dog? Total giggle shitter. Barks at its own reflection and shits on the rug.”
by giggle shitter August 3, 2025
mugGet the Giggle shittermug.

no-shitter

An object that induces a "no shit" situation.
No-shitter
by noarriving October 12, 2010
mugGet the no-shittermug.

Shitter

someone who regularly spends more than one hour per day taking a crap
person 1: How long has person 3 been in the bathroom?
person 2: probably 3 hours by now
person 1: Oh my fucking god, he's such a shitter
by Chadgtnz May 24, 2021
mugGet the Shittermug.

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