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Rub it on your chest

When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)
Example 1

Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…

Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.

Example 2

Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!

Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?

Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.

Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.
by Bauls McLongcack May 10, 2023
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Rub One Outtie

Instead of offering ordinary conventional temporary outdoor toilet providers such as Porta John, Porta Potty, and or Johnny-on-the-Spot. Perverted get togethers like NAMBLA, Gay Erotic Expo, Gay Pride Parade, or The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo would have a strong need for a Rub One Outtie. A Rub One Outtie or "Rub-1-Outtie" is a simple portable enclosure containing a lotion dispenser, toilet, paper towel rack, and hand sanitizer dispenser. They are often constructed out of lightweight molded plastic and the only come in the color pink. In areas listed below Rub One Outtie's have been given a slang name called "Ronaldo-Awn-Thsa-Sthpoths" and "Jack-off-In-the-Box".
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Pasadena, Calif.
3. Seattle, Wash.
4. Cambridge, Mass.
5. Atlanta, Ga.
6. Asbury Park, NJ.
"Jenny's ass look so fine at the show last night...I was an inch away from hitting the Rub One Outtie up".

"The Run-1-Outtie's at the MSG Elton John show were so much cleaner than the ones at PNC Bank Art Center Judas Priest show".
by Pete Davis January 21, 2014
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Rub N' Plug

When a bi-sexual female scissors another female, then immediately after has sex with a male.
Steve: "Hey Sally, why'd you leave so early from the orgy last night?"

Sally: "I did a Rub N' Plug with Stacy and Tom and that's all I really needed"
by Cotterrr May 29, 2018
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Rub my chub

Rub my chub, asking someone to wank you off or either just to rub your chubby belly
Hey hot stuff wanna rub my chub ?
by Fluffy the hamster January 1, 2019
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Rub some paint

When you are at a stop light and a dumbass pulls up next to you revving their engine and wants to race. While you are racing, you bump cars exchanging paint.
Driver: I think this guy wants to rub some paint
Passenger: Let's smoke em!

Driver: Look, those guys up there are rubbing paint!
by shinerbock February 4, 2010
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Sahara rub down

The Sahara rub down is a dry hand job. Every man can relate

A hand job with no lubrication
I was hoping for a blow job but got a Sahara rub down instead, there will be no second date.
by jpen October 8, 2016
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