Hairy Buffalo

A drink containing someone's alcoholic vomit and freshly ripped out pubes that is chugged by pledges of gay fraternities, such as Theta Chi (Date A Guy).

Yo, Jim downed that Hairy Buffalo like he's had at least two or three before! That sick fuck!

by Goodie June 9, 2005

my hairy balls

they are my balls, and they are hairy

i have really hairy balls, and they are mine, those hairy balls are mine, i love my hairey balls, oh god what a gift to have such hairy balls when so many paople don't have hairy balls

by wallis and futuna islands February 21, 2005

Hairy Pussy Disorder

A disorder of people who think that pussies should be shaven, these people are idiots whose only experience of sex is lame pornography, made by people who think that women can only appeal to men if they look like a cross between a blow up doll and a transvestite. Rappers for example cannot cope with what a mature woman should actually look like naked.

Sir Angus Carlyle: By gad what is that silly juvenile in the hat doing?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Why he is vomiting profusely.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Why so?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Methinks he has been offered sex from a real woman and this silly fuckwit saw a bush and has Hairy Pussy Disorder.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Stupid Cunt

by Mrs Apollo Moon Lander April 29, 2011

Hairy chicken nugget

Hairy chicken nuggets are very hairy, probably fell on the flour a couple of times.

Oh no, your hairy chicken nugget fell on the floor! Now eat it!

by Puffshroom December 29, 2021

Hairy Sand Dollars

A female's nipples, surrounded in hair

Yeah, she's got a nice rack, but under the bra there's a set of hairy sand dollars...

She needs to pluck some nipple hairs and get rid of them hairy sand dollars...

by KooKooKachew March 15, 2009

hairy back wheels

Either one of the two oval organs that produce sperm in men and other mammal males enclosed in the scrotum behimd the penis

That guy has a big set of hairy back wheels

by Spanno October 6, 2015

hairy black manatee

"The act in where to large people have sex on a bunk bed"

"When one white male fornicates with an even larger black female"

"The act of brushing ones teeth after eating out a rather disgusting female genitalia"

"did you see the girl he ate out last night she was a hairy black manatee fo sho!"

"I went through two tubes of crest, after eating that hairy black manatee."

"I thought he was fat, until i saw the hairy black manatee he slayed last night!!!"

by XXforlife April 14, 2010