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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition is named after Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins and his infamous hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit ; the NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)
Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018
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handed a board

I was about to text, but I got handed a board
by Curious13 September 24, 2021
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The board

A gamblers picks for the day
The board couldn’t look any better today if it tried.
by Boradtown1 March 20, 2021
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Taco Bell water board

Where you eat a ton of Taco Bell the day before, then procede to take a huge watery shit on someone’s face
Not the Taco Bell water board anything but that
by Gbad/loving it December 21, 2020
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Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.
I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.
by Maddison Twatter April 1, 2024
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z-chara board hit

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is (supposedly?) to (intentionally injure?) the player of the opposing team.

N.B: this definition, with no offense meant for Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans) hit on Max Pacioretty in the 2010-2011 NHL season.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman (the current NHL Commissioner) for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: you idiot, asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is meaningless. Therefore stop attacking Gary Bettman as a person by shaming him.

However, whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit IMHO is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not a Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, and killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but even encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses (bread and circuses in vox populi) far enough.
by Sexydimma February 10, 2013
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