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Vegan Teacher

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023
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Vegan Diva Cup

Using half a passionfruit in place of a womens sanitary item.
Jess: Urgh, I really want to try a diva cup but I heard they tested them on animals.
Pat: Just use a vegan diva cup instead, all natural, biodegradable, and it'll make your cooch taste great too!
by PassionateSon April 21, 2020
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VEGAN

A VEGAN is a person who makes being vegan their whole personality, being a VEGAN is different than being vegan. VEGAN’s try their hardest to make everyone’s life around them a living hell. They will yell and harras you if you eat meat or animal products. They are also known for harassing other vegans for not yelling at people who eat meat. An example is That Vegan Teacher.
Friend one: “Hey, do you want to go get sushi”

Friend two, who is a vegan: “I can’t, I can’t eat fish”

VEGAN: “DID YOU SAY FISH?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE IN THE SEAFOOD INDUSTRY?! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU CLAIM TO BE A VEGAN! THAT FACT THAT YOUR FRIEND EATS FISH AND YOU CHOOSE TO BR FRIENDS WITH THEM SAYS SO MUCH ABOUT YOU!”
by Peruki August 2, 2023
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vegan-ish

Mostly vegan with some friendly and pragmatic exceptions.
That cake has a bit of butter used on the pan? Good thing I'm vegan-ish!
by waterwiggles March 3, 2018
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Vegan

Veganism is a misanthropic political ideology masquerading as diet whereby its members do not eat any of the billions of animals killed in the production of their food.
Deforestation, stripping of top soil, toxic chemicals and monocrop agriculture are all vegan as long as the dead animals don't end up on my plate.
by Mr Wednesday. October 10, 2023
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vegan

a very sensitive person who gets offended when someone questions their views but will happily attack everyone elses lifestyle. also loves it up the ass.
bald jerry is vegan, he claims he is the most environmentally friendly person on the planet because he eats trees.
by biscuitonion123 June 9, 2021
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Vegan Water

"bro Simon is literally vegan water"
by Nerinhul April 19, 2023
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