Track Paranoia

A person whose afraid if random people in the internet knows where he/she lives.

Shhhhh dont say where he lives he has track paranoia

by LTDZ April 21, 2018

jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

Men's track

What's possible is only possible if you fight all the way through to the end and you won't fight the whole way through if you lose focus halfway through. The Olympics are almost over and there will be plenty to get distracted by afterward, no matter what mishaps you had yesterday, you can still finish strong so that you don't feel like all the work is ahead of you in life.

The Olympics is almost over, but it's not over yet. Men's track isn't beyond redemption if they want redemption, but they've really let some slips get to them and get them stuck for a few days.

by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021

Dirty Track

The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.

Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked

Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.

by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022

Warning Track

Sticking just the tip of your Dick in another mans ass.

My buddy LSN went warning track last night on some new guy to see if he liked it.

by ITFT August 18, 2021

Pecker tracks

The original (1930's U.S.) version was simply urine droplets or splatter marks from a man's pants deposited while urinating.

Example: Peeing into a urinal is the hardest to avoid splash-back and getting pecker tracks on your pants. Further Clarification: A: There's only one thing worse than pecker tracks on your zipper. Z: Oh, yeah, like what? A: Zipper tracks on your pecker. Example 2: some guys notice they've got pecker tracks and purposely splash a little water on and claim that the hand sink faucet "kinda exploded."

by Wm. Worder January 26, 2025

Young fly on the track

🧑🏿s

Young fly on the track, niggers

by buttfart33 October 20, 2023