Tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry butts.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.
by kikidee05 February 6, 2008
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-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
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by notRJM April 13, 2009
Get the Spider box mug.Large tarantula like creatures that emerge from the chest of a young teen unfortunately ignorant enough to pick acne until it develops into a large scar (Whooping Nest). Are known to make loud whooping noises and ruin social events and gatherings. Though all the spiders may leave the nest the memory of them will haunt you FOREVER!
"Stop picking at that spot, it will turn into a whooping nest", "Whats that sound?" "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!" "JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ITS THE WHOOPING SPIDERS!!!"
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