Jetting

A form of masturbation involving pool jets (or jacuzzi jets) where one willing individual pulls their swimming trunks down and spreads their cheeks, inserting the jet into the open asshole, letting the gallons of water be absorbed within.

“I was at my local pool and noticed my dick didn’t fit in the jets, so I decided to try jetting and oh boy the pressure really gets to you.”

by BIGGESTANDY May 19, 2024

The Jet Life

1) A hardcore New York Jet fan's way of living, eating, and breathing.

2) A blog about the New York Jets. (TheJetLife.blogspot.com)

I haven't taken my Revis jersey off in 3 weeks, I'm living The Jet Life.

by TheJetLife May 13, 2011

Jetting

Adjective: To continuously tell someone you’re about to take a break from working soon, with no intention of actually taking a break.

Adjective: Jethro wanted to stop and drink some water, but micheal jetted him till the end of the day. Micheals story about jetting jethro, is a hit among the boys at the shed.

by Oscillationsofmind October 4, 2018

jet puff

A hit of meth or cocaine.

That guy must be taking jet puffs, he’s been up all night trying to replace the brakes on his truck.

by Impavida23 January 21, 2024

Jet

A joint made out of tea

Have you smoked a jet yet?

by ethan.xvi February 23, 2022

Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor

Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019

jet strike

the act of bowling a strike while making jet noises

a jet strike is the only way to make bowling fun

by jet striker June 3, 2011