goon revere

to make quick and effective haste,

similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner

On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.

i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there

the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner

by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022

Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)

"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo

by SunGooner December 6, 2023

Goon Bear

Calling someone a stupid person or insolence.

Taylor was being a real goon bear today.

by Mr. Tipster August 25, 2025

Goon

To often read for a large period of time

phil : "I saw kenji gooning earlier."
gabriel: "yeah he loves the odysea , he made tme goon with it yesterday night"

by really trustworthy man January 24, 2024

gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.

"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."

by da wong mang July 24, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.

"Hey! You wanna go Moon Gooning?"
"Hell yeah! That shit is so fun!"

by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023

Gooning

Totally spacing out, staring at nothing, or having your brain check out for a sec. Just vibing, no weird stuff involved.

"Bro, sorry, didn't hear a word you said. I was hardcore gooning."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025