fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)
I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.
by Irocn86 February 27, 2011
mugGet the fu-lingmug.

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue
man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right
by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022
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Fu-gee-la

BOOB SWEAT

The sweat under your boobs
"omg it's so hot that my Fu-gee-la is sweating"
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Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.
A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.
by Primus DCE July 2, 2024
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FU-

Its the word “FUCK” but you never got to end it
1: “we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
2: “FU-“
by .unl0ded_3rror May 27, 2023
mugGet the FU-mug.

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021
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FU Money

FU Money, the kind of money the Mormon Church aggregates for themselves outside of SEC guidelines or IRS scrutiny to enrich ONLY “LATTER DAY SAINTS” not you tax paying chumps.
by BAMbero February 22, 2023
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