derp dolphin

Bruh moment :)

I have got to derp dolphin into the world of bruh moments

by depdolphin yt May 29, 2020

Dolphin Dick

When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.

Oh look, here comes old Dolphin Dick!

by Irish Diesel October 4, 2020

Dolphined

Verb: To dolphin. The act of running full speed towards a idle mattress. Once in close proximity lock your legs and arms in a vertical position. Once airborne create the dolphin sounds prior to impact.

Linda got major air last night when she dolphined Katie’s bed.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Dolphin Jumping

When the wind is blowing up on your dick and it looks like a dolphin

"Dude it was 105 degrees out and I was Dolphin Jumping so hard"

by ShayneT March 16, 2015

Dolphin

basicly a gay shark.

PersonA:"Have you seen those sharks at the beach?"
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."

by GankedByBugSplat April 4, 2020

Dolphin Fur

Sticky semen on wet skin

Bro, we hooked up in the hot tub and ended up covered in Dolphin Fur.

by EDF 98 September 2, 2025

byford dolphin incident

An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.

Don’t look up the byford dolphin incident unless u like gore and morbid shit

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing June 22, 2025