Chi Effect

Short for the effect of @ChisAthenaeum on instagram. Chi is a wretched, impulsive, homicidal, and vile woman that gives off sexually to "romance induced" cannibalism, and modern day necrophilia. Chi is the human reincarnation of a succubus known for bringing bad omens into the lives of everyone around them, they practice dark magic of many kinds, selfishness is a key attribute for them, and they are a raging sociopath. Due to Chi being "attractive", they are able to seduce your usual man, woman, and species with ease, so victims of their ill intentions come quick. When you meet Chi, and nothing but bad luck starts to cloud your life right before your very own eyes, we like to call that the Chi Effect. There are reports of people slowly descending into madness after knowing them for a long period of time.

"What do you mean your uncle died of mysterious causes? Do you know anyone named Chi? Oh! They're your friend? Must be the Chi Effect lingering around you. You will probably also die soon-"

by CvmC0ck May 8, 2024

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dumb chi

When your names Harry Clarke and you see a vulnerable animal. (preferably a dog) Then you receive a no reason boner.

“dog walks in bathroom” say dumb chi

by ClarkeHarrison April 27, 2024

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chi-hugger

A still and placid insect (or other) that causes minimal disturbance whilst it finds any part of a tree to hug* with its tiny feet, arms, or other. Eg: a cicada

*bugs, not drugs 🤣

"These chi-huggers could put hippies to shame. They sit here all day and never move."

"You are such a chi-hugger"
"I know I am, and I'm not afraid to use it, they help me breathe."

"He was holding his cup of coffee for hours like some chi-hugging cicada that sits on the side of a tree."

by Mr H20 August 29, 2022

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Strap Chi

Strap Chi, short for Strap Chi ch'üan, sometimes called "Gunplay", is an art form of knowing how to handle an assault rifle, docking and firing often with no vest on.

T’s Strap Chi game flawless when he rolling with his 40 cal.

by Swerveagain May 10, 2023

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