bus fucked

You get "bus fucked" when the bus leaves the station a couple minutes too early or just before you get there and you're left to wait for the next one.

I'm late this morning because I got bus fucked.

by marusya8 June 14, 2011

Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.

Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!

by Doppelstern April 08, 2009

School Bus

A yellow sardine can on wheels.

There everywhere(those school bus things)...... There trying to take over the world and bring you to hell! (Watch out)

by FCAT-Florida Child Abuse Tatic March 12, 2009

Short Bus

a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things

Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.

by Matt-fu January 29, 2009

bendy bus

Fare dodgers' transport of choice in London. Replaced the legendary Routemaster which was faster, safer for cyclists & pedestrians, cheaper to buy & run, more fun, an icon for London etc etc. Nice one Ken!!

Jesus that bendy bus has squashed that cyclist
The effing bendy bus has got stuck and clogged up Islington

by SLJ December 09, 2006

bu-ta

Butter cooked with marijuana and refrigerated to make sticks.

My mom pre-made several sticks of bu-ta to use in the chicken pot pie.

by MamasitaSVB April 25, 2009

Bus Anxiety

(n.) a temporary syndrome, during which one exhibits the symptoms of intermittently and repetitively standing up from the bus stop bench, walking to the curb and occasionally far into the street, and looking far down the approaching roadway only to sit down again immediately thereafter. This can lead to the more permanent condition known as Bus Stop Syndrome which is more prevalent for those who remain in a seated position. Those who are particulary adept at Bus Spotting seem to be immune from this syndrome. The syndrome is alleviated when the awaited bus arrives, and may be accompanied by a bus jig. Another known cure for this syndrome is to quickly slam a beer or another alcoholic beverage while waiting.

Jack, seated: Hey man, if you need to get up and dance around, the bathroom's behind the bus stop, not in front of it!

Moe: No, this thing is supposed to come by every 10 minutes and it's been about 25 since I've been here!

Jack: I think you might have a case of Bus Anxiety. You better crack a beer and get that taken care of.

by ssppuunn October 12, 2009