tard-bag

Tard-bag also meaning retardness. Or a bag full of retardness.

That boy is a Tard-bag.

by bosh May 13, 2005

tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.

That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.

by Barnie August 1, 2006

Tard guard

A tard guard is a safety mechanism put in place to prevent people from doing something that anyone with normal intelligence wouldn't do anyway.

I was late for work because the tard guard on the garage door opener is broken. Everytime the door is nearly closed, it stops and opens again.

by butlerj January 11, 2018

Yuri tarded

you're retarded

omg Emily Yuri tarded

by Wroosh September 14, 2020

Tard-wrangler

Someone who exerts dominance over sassy tards.

Oliver is a master tard-wrangler

by Banana Hammie November 4, 2019

Roll Tard

A University of Alabama football fan (Roll Tide) known for their unique blend of retardedness and extreme obnoxiousness when it comes to pinning their adult hopes and dreams on teenage boys.

1. Hey man... did you see that awesome Alabama game?
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.

by John Wesley October 23, 2008

Texas Tard

Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.

The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.

by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006