by DaddyPack2018 November 09, 2022
by Bill Clinton’s Cigar April 07, 2021
When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.
Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch
#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated
#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver
#from #your #couch
Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch
#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated
#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver
#from #your #couch
Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.
Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!
I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!
Ride-surfing is the shiznit!
"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.
Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!
I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!
Ride-surfing is the shiznit!
by Inspktr January 22, 2018
by darealdodo August 11, 2024
by darealdodo August 11, 2024
1. When you go surfing and throw Nerf balls at other Surfers.
2. When you go surfing on a board made of Nerf products.
3. Nurfing is the equivalent of 'gnarly' or 'awesome.
2. When you go surfing on a board made of Nerf products.
3. Nurfing is the equivalent of 'gnarly' or 'awesome.
Person one: Hey, want to go Nurfing Surfing today?
Person two: Of course! I love Nurfing Surfing!
or.
Person one: Duuuude, these waves are so Nurfing!
Person two: Let's go Nurfing Surfing!?
Person two: Of course! I love Nurfing Surfing!
or.
Person one: Duuuude, these waves are so Nurfing!
Person two: Let's go Nurfing Surfing!?
by bd wing, bd wong, bd wang November 19, 2011
(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.
by Zilon July 12, 2012