career wake surfing

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

by Big Al. December 20, 2012

Slurp n Surf

When waves are pumping but you need a coffee fix before surfing

I need to Slurp n Surf

by KyKatz July 21, 2022

surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.

"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."

by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025

Surf

Surf is a summer sport. You use a surfboard to surf on summer seas. It can be dangerous and fun at the same time.

Let's surf!

by PopEva November 24, 2019

soft surf

A word that nastia came up with that has no meaning.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

soft surf

A term made up by nastia that does not exist.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

Tree Surfing

Tree Surfing is a new extreme sport. where you get a car that has a flat surface on top of the car,hood or trunk is not recommended because all extreme sports are dangerous like skate boarding and snow boarding...etc. so you basically have a really good driver who can not swerve or jerk the wheels while he/she drive and you on top of the car standing up. the legends can go at higher speeds.. amateurs start off with lower speeds. like normal surfing, you have to do it with your bare feet...but if you not doing it for a sports game and competing or showing off how good you are. i see no harm with any type of shoes. but its not tree surfing then. and socks are too slippery. epic fail . i really enjoy it, its really fun, so i know a lot of people dont know it so im sharing it with everyone. check the official rules for more detes which is details. you should add that too urban dictionary under a different definition. tree surfing is also done in traffic, you cant block off traffic , so be careful. this sport was created by ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Son. like other words on urban dictionary, some people have different meaning for words

i just got back from tree surfing and so many girls love me now for it. i just lost my virginity, finally.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 19, 2022