surfing in Nebraska

A nice way of saying someone is freaking retarded.

"the word dog starts with a d right???????"
"wow you're surfing in nebraska dude"

by Supermegacheater September 22, 2013

horizontal surface disease

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005

Surfactual

(adj. Etym.: from surface + factual) A fact that seems credible on the surface, but which upon a more thorough inspection reveal itself to be either

(a) an intentional misrepresentation of the truth as it is known, but not an outright lie; often used to present s.thing in a more positive light;

(b) a 'cheap' fact, that is to say, common sense dressed in jargon;

or

(c) a fact without references.

(a) At the manufacturing facility, the group of Japanese businessmen were presented with surfactual evidence of the efficiency at the plant, so as to augment and aid the CEO's persuasive, ceaseless sweet-talking. "We've got them now," he though to himself, and could hardly mask his glee.

(b) The client slapped the papers hard down on the table, all the while transfixing them with that terrible gaze. "No f***ing way I'm paying for this report! It's a poor derivative of a Wikipedia article - I've had it checked, you know! This, peppered with surfactual tidbits even a breastfeeding child knows to be mere fancy!"

(c) It's a well-known fact that Toxiplasma Gondii resides in the brains of between a quarter of and a half of the world's population.

by Jonas Laberg October 3, 2007

surfer'd

When you are in the green room, riding the marijuana wave.

"Dude, wanna go get surfer'd and make a peanut and captain crunch sammie?"

by JESellen March 7, 2009

surfthechannel it

1. going on surfthechannel.com to find a tv show or a movie to watch for free. Convenient for watching shows that you missed on tv, but would like to watch a a few hours after they aired.

2. boredom curer

3. procrastination tool

"i love the nanny!"
"it's on?
"yep. nick at night"
"i dont have cable though"
"surfthechannel it"

by DaM! June 9, 2009

Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.

Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.

by aft79 November 5, 2012

surface shitcicles

When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.

I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.

by ZEROor60 September 22, 2016