Surf & Turf

When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.

Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…

by SurfOnTurf May 20, 2023

Surf Spray

Australian term for getting cum in the face

Oi mate he surf sprayed in my face!

by cooler flateary June 15, 2023

Surf and Blurf

When you fart into a lady’s box and she queefs it back at you.

Man, last night got weird when we my girl and I tried to surf and blurf.

by ineverpullout November 18, 2023

mind surf

a mental experience in which surfers envision how they would absolutely shred an unridden wave that they are watching

Chad is mind surfing every wave from the beach and frothing out of his mind

by carln November 18, 2023

throat surfing

When the recipient of fellatio takes control.

I was so close, I grabbed her by the head and started throat surfing!

by Calamus56 December 3, 2023

Gender Surf

One who takes full advantage of the new norm of gender fluidity by identifying with two or more gender identities in relatively short periods of time while guided by whimsical and/or strategic motivations.

Damn, do they gender surf or what?.....going all male in the patriarchal boardroom one day at their job, all non-binary at the acai bar among the hipster crowd a week later, and totally female when they go to the opera with the wives of corporate donors a few days later.

by Dirk Pritchard December 8, 2022

Sebi’s Surf Shop

Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.

Let’s go shred Sebi’s surf shop with grandmas liquor

by Sebi “sexiest man alive” crex December 30, 2022