American Dad

American Dad: a Family Guy-spinoff about Stan Smith, a CIA officer with an intense love for America, and his family.
Roger the Alien. American Dad.
by Grijze Pilion October 13, 2012
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MSN Dad

a pathetic man who repeatedly tries to be a father figure to his kids (of any age) through MSN Messenger or the like, but is unsuccessful.
MSN Dad: "son i told you lasttime i dontwant yuo to sware so muhc"

Son: "man **** that **** im outta here" *offline*

by IEATRICE December 04, 2007
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your dad

the one who happily stuck his dick in your mom
by your daddy March 13, 2004
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Dillons dad

dillons dad is such a nurse,

Dillon Shut up ur dads a nurse
by DillonsDadtTheNurse March 17, 2009
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ya dad

A common answer to ya mam jokes.
Often seen as funny the first few times but boys tend to think up more come backs after a lot of use. Such as ya nana or ya sister.
Boy: Ya mam..hahahaha
Girl: Oh yeh? Well ya dad
Boy: :O *speechless*
by EmGem November 17, 2007
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Brad Dad

Better than a stepfather; the man who is you daddy in every respect except biologically.

After the Brad Paisley song "He Didn't Have To Be".
(When the subject comes up, which is rare because the child is SO close to him that the subject rarely comes up.) "No, he's technically not my father, but he's a Brad Dad."
by vadare April 28, 2006
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dad shagger

The logical response to being called a motherfucker. Being called "motherfucker" implies that you fuck your own mother and is generally considered the highest insult one can bestow.

By immediately responding "dadshagger" one temporarily confuses one's literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to shag their dad or fuck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. Erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry ass life.
Antagonist: "You motherfucker!"

Pacifist: "Dad shagger"

Antagonist: "Huh?"

Pacifist: "SQUAHNUTKICK"
by Mr. Cardboard November 06, 2011
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