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Sticky Steven

The act of ejaculating on your own finger followed by giving your friend a wet willy with said jizz finger
Dude 1: Ew dude don't jack it in my room, thats fuckin' gay
Dude 2: Fuck you man turn around if you don't wanna see
Dude 1: Fine ass rammer hurry up i'm tired of waiting
Dude 2: Ok i'm done just stay turned around so i can pull my pants up.
Dude 1: Aw what the fuck! did you just give me a fuckin wet willy?
Dude 2: Hahahaha no dumb fuck smell whats in your ear
Dude 1: What the fuck!!! why is there fuckin jizz in my fucking ear you sick fuckin bitch get out of my room!
Dude 2: Wait what? Why are you mad I didn't even give you a wet willy

Dude 1: No get out fuck you, but what do you call it then if its not a wet willy?
Dude 2: I call it the Sticky Steven motha fucka!
Dude 1: We're not friends anymore get the fuck out of hear
Dude 2: Alright whatever you say jizz ears!
by MC Sticky Steve November 15, 2011
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King Steve

A name used for someone who is unexpectedly nice.
Inspired by the only King Stephen of England who was a surprisingly nice guy amidst the tyrannical natures shown in his predecessors and successors.
Person a: 'Adolf gave me a back rub yesterday.' Person b: 'What a King Steve!'
by Georgethefourth January 17, 2017
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Momma Steve

Momma Steve (or Steve Harrington) is a character from the Netflix original Stranger Things. In season one he is horrible and unlikeable. But in season two he is the best character EVER!! He tries to take care of 5 kids while carrying around a nailed bat. He has great hair. He went from "I'll have her home by 8" to "You better come home at 8" in two seasons flat. I love momma steve.
Guy 1: Omg

Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: that dude is SUCH a momma Steve!
Guy 2: omg you're so right!
by Lildoki123 June 19, 2019
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A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
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Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek

A incredibly cringe thought that clickbait and retarded youtubers upload for 6-12 year olds but should be 18 because they kill Minecraft Steve and that cannot happen
Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek is my favourite youtube video.
by my life stinks February 16, 2020
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Chad Steven

Person A: Have you seen Chad Steven in the latest SUF episode?
Person B: Yeah man, he needs a therapist.
by jkoee October 21, 2020
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Jude Steiner

Legendary bass musician but often has a fat ass.
What are you doin wit all dat ass thug shaker, Jude Steiner you good?!
by Thug shaker November 22, 2021
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