fat squid

A kind and Caring person with an excessive eating habit. Generally Very Unintelligent. Taking Credit for Random Coincidences

"You did nothing you fat squid!"said the man when his partner took credit for saving the day

by motherfuhrer August 21, 2017

certified squid

A certified loser

Shut up you certified squid.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

Pop Squid

(Verb) to perform some type of violent act upon another being …
(Noun)
A proper name for a tough, rugged, strong, stone cold or thug type individual …

As a verb-

That punk ass bitch done fucked up now… I’m ‘bout to Pop Squid on a mother fuckers ass…

As a noun-
Here comes that Pop Squid mother fucker now… You better run bitches…

by Mista PoP Squid October 7, 2023

Squid

Skinny Queen Kid

They are some out and proud Squids from up the street.

by AlissaFrom253 January 19, 2021

squid tattoo

when you take the ink from a squid and smear it on his/her ass cheeks and then lick it off..

Dan: yo jason you get anything from rob?

Jason: no.. i wanted to give rob a squid tattoo but he was a vegatarian

by Dan Obuck June 10, 2009

Squid

A squid is another name for a rat, goof, stoolie, snitch, and informant.

This fed poster is a fuckin squid. Why because squids are like octopus’s they shoot ink to defend us rats shoot ink out of pens when writing statements. Fuckin squids!

by GucciwitLV March 21, 2021

Squid

Describing a guy who’s weird, knows no girls, didn’t get a bid, and is just not someone you want in the group when you’re trying to run game.

Thomas: “bro this kids a squid, lets fade”
Steven: “yeah dude, no bid”

by Funky Rick December 1, 2025