spoon-doggle

To trick someone with a circular kind of reasoning. To pull the proverbial wool over their eyes.

He tried to spoon-doggle me with his innocent charm, attempting to persuade me into joining him on the couch.

by breastany September 29, 2003

love spoon

A spoon used in the caressing and penetration of one's sexually oriented locations.

Shaun cupped his nutsack with the love spoon.

by rattylove May 23, 2005

Spoon's revenge

Revenge for harassment, preferably to name calling.

I installed linux on your work computer because you called me spoon. Spoon's revenge!

by Spoon July 16, 2004

Big spoon

Can't be a pussy nigga, no crying allowed. If you cry you have to be little spoon.

V was a lil crybaby so B took over the role of Big spoon.

by smellzabellza February 2, 2015

spoon shark

A person who slams methamphetamines.

Your mom called they want their spoon shark back.

by cranksterman February 7, 2006

dumpster-spoon

The act of laying horizontally parallel to another person while laying inside a dumpster as a means of quiet romantic privacy.

"Hey, is that your dumpster-spooning buddy Manny?"

by thefnitalian November 19, 2007

spoons in the barnyard

term of exasperation

"Spoons in the barnyard, I got a 20 on my computer quiz!"

by Lindsay Hamel June 10, 2008