by Johnny wacker April 21, 2014

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube
guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!
guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.
guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.
by epic man epic words September 9, 2021

by turtle spank February 5, 2018

Male who is envied by both sexes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!
Jane - gosh look at him he's buff
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!
by Spank Wangler March 16, 2008

Asset
A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.
A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.
by Squid Taco March 30, 2022

by philmphan July 7, 2023
