rock soft

a penis that has experienced so much shrinkage due to cold or other emotional factors that it actually becomes somewhat rigid even in its fully flacid state.
I was jogging in the cold weather thinking about my dead grandfather's corpse and my penis became rock soft.
by Keith Smoothies July 30, 2011
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Soft Boy

Damn have you seen that soft boy, he’s cute kinda shy doe.
by Vivi The Equestrian June 07, 2020
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Soft cunt

The Aussie word 4 sum 1 who is a PUSSY! Can't take shit.... you could blow them and they'd fly a hundrd Fucken years away..... Softy prick
my fag friend james (professional soft cunt).... I call him sandwich....... Because I ate his cock like a sandwich
by Arabian Sperm Bank July 16, 2015
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soft-shit

Sudden and nervous evacuation caused by negative anticipation in a social setting.

Like nervous dump, but quicker and more likely to occur in females.
Example 1 "Ready to give your speech on Female Genital Mutilation, or should I go first?"
"Wait a minute, I think I better take a soft-shit"

Example 2
"Hey, your boyfriend told me to check on you, he's worried you'll miss your plane"

"Thanks. Tell him I'm okay. I always have to take a soft-shit when I hear those big engines".
by Charisma Resistant September 17, 2008
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soft santa

i fuckin had to soft santa last night because she couldnt get my chub going
by shwoogie May 15, 2010
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soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots
kaylie: “i’m so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”
by superduperkayl January 11, 2020
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soft animal

The name given to the purest of all the animals
All doggos are extremely soft animals
by Quigley_quigley April 01, 2019
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