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One-eyed Snake

The one-eyed snake, other wise known as the penis or dick.
"Hey Jim, sorry i'm late, was playing with the one-eyed snake in my bathroom"
by Jackie kneoff January 1, 2016
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Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.
Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.
by anonjwal July 8, 2016
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Spank the albino snake

What alec does when he goes home after school
by Alecisnohomo69 November 15, 2019
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snake ass

A flat butt, with little mass or curvature.
Yeah, I'm not interested in Jen, she has snake ass.
by Jeff Jefferson of NH August 6, 2013
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Costa Rican Snake

zoony's penis. "when you play with the costa rican snake its spits venom." "wanna see costa rican snake?"
by JackieM34 January 15, 2009
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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snakefaced

Beligerantly, yet happyily and good naturedly drunk
After the pub crawl, Mike was snakefaced in the gutter.
by Snake Gordon November 8, 2008
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