A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!
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Get the Dirty Simeon mug.The THIIIIICCCCEST man I know. He tanks cafeteria tacos like no one else. He is a big lax bro and has a horse cock and a half. He is a typical jew and often wears a patagonia and khakis to school. He has a broken shoulder and is a little bitch when it comes to nuts (except human nuts). He sucks fat black women boobs whenever he is thirsty. He can lactate whenver he wants. His man boobs squirt milk.
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I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore
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