simmons sip

when you ask for a sip of someone’s drink and down it

“can i have some of your drink”
“yeah just don’t simmons sip it”

by helpihavebeenimpaled September 28, 2021

Simos

Simos is a greek god, who also has a fluffy beard that gets him all the girls. Sadly Simos has just an average cock size of 5 inches.

Damn your beard is almost as sexy as Simoses

by Sabr94 November 23, 2021

Simpson's Law

A law of physics pertaining to the popular TV show 'The Simpsons' that states the TV show has at least one Episode or Scene referencing a certain topic or predicting a future event.

Dude, The Simpson's Episode 'Marge in Chains' predicted COVID; It's the Simpson's Law!

by Big Dick at Nick November 29, 2021

simpstagram

A secret Instagram a simp uses to follow females or males they find attractive

" I gotta add that chick onto my simpstagram she's so fuckin hot"

by Pteri March 21, 2022

Simpstagram

An Instagram account that is usually kept a secret by it's owner. A simpstagram is normally kept a secret because it is used to follow female or males the owner finds attractive

"I hope that girl accepts the follow request from my simpstagram she's fuckin hot"

by Pteri March 21, 2022

simmalaritued

Similarities between one hood rat and another who just so happens to be emotionally related, identifying themselves as "twins". The word simmalaritued is also A common synonym for the slang term "twin" which is someone of close relevance to you that you view as more than A friend.

"Me and Tek are simmalaritued, we twins type shit ya feel me."

by Jaye'Razi Smitthens January 26, 2023

Snuff Simpson

To rid your crew of longtime friends or associates who no longer belong. To gentrify a group of friends by snuffing out the weaker individuals, leaving a better foundation with which to move forward.

“Yo man Joey is the weak link in our gang, time for some Snuff Simpson.”

by TB77 August 21, 2013