Shmeed

The act of being in multiple shmoods.

Man, what I'm in some sort of shmood, but I also feel in some other sort of shmood. I'm in a shmeed.

Shmeed by shmoodyshmeed October 30, 2018

Sheeting up 

When a cowardly inmate doesn't get their way so they put a sheet up to block the view into their cell. The purpose is to teach the C/O's a lesson but ultimately only hurts the douche bag

inmate who put the sheet up.

Some PC case inmate is sheeting up.
I'm sheeting up, that'll show the C/O's.
PC case has sheeted up again.

Sheeting up by Keith McKalister November 22, 2018

Shmeat 

When your penis is the size of a baby’s.

Damn, Thorgon has shmeat.

Shmeat by Crackbaby75 November 25, 2018

tomato sheet

It's when a guy puts a grandma in a tomato and gives it to a girl who has a snookie poof but bigger.

1: YO did you hear Jack did a tomato sheet last night?

2: NAHH UHH BROO!!

tomato sheet by Pyeroxsox November 22, 2011

Hola Sheet

An exclamation often said when surprised at one's luck

"Hola Sheet!" the man shouted out loud after winning the lottery.

Hola Sheet by Shockz13 September 3, 2019

taking a sheet 

The act of using a piece of Sheets Energy Strip. Comically sounds like Taking a Shit and makes the spokespeople sound like dumbasses. Especially Pitbull.

Billboard: "Taking a Sheet in the studio" -Pitbull
Person 1: "Did that annoying spanglish wannabe just say he is defecating in his place of musical recording?"
Person 2: "Nah bro he's taking energy strips."
Person 1: "Oh, well he's still a piece of shit."

Change the channel whenever a Pitbull related commercial comes on.

taking a sheet by EZ Ice October 2, 2011

Sheet Smusher 

Used to describe a man who is among other masculine qualities quite proficient at coitus. As well as being a fornicating phenomenon also obtains copious amounts of strange.

Origin: Fatty Girl by LL Cool J

Timmy - "Hey you see that no neck, roided out, sheet smusher over there?"

Johnny - "Yeah"

Timmy - "He fights in the UFC"

Sheet Smusher by Kimifan December 12, 2010