semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014

semen rifle

The male penis.
Your dick.

Sarah and I had fun last night with my semen rifle and her vajayjay

by ThatCreepyPerson April 23, 2014

semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Sambebau

Saluto, espressione di piacere

Sambebau!
Come va?
Bene, ieri ho giocato a The Crew
Com'era?
Era sambebau
Vabbè, devo andare, ciao!
Sambebau

by AlekY December 29, 2014

semen sight

When a guy jacks off and nuts in his own eye or his girl's eye

Girl-you got cum in my eye
Guy-haha bitch now you got semen sight 😹😹

by BitchDontTalkToMe December 1, 2015

Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016

semen tossing

When you toss semen.
The words are genuinely used when semen is tossed on someone's face but they could applied anywhere as long as semen is being tossed.

Have you been doing some semen tossing lately?
Yea man but this time it wasn't his face.

by grinder4lyf August 28, 2016