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secret pretend boyfriend

The, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him EXCEPT his primary partner, who must always know NOTHING of the secret pretend boyfriend.
Don't tell Josh that Ryan Seacrest is my secret pretend boyfriend!
by myth ookami July 9, 2011
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secret squirrel

jizz ; an impending orgasm
Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"
by Rex Code June 20, 2012
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blood brother's secret

A secret kept between two friends of any gender. The difference between a regular secret and a blood brother's secret is that a B.B.S is taken to the grave with both people.
Person 1: Hey, don't tell my girlfriend about what happened last night
Person 2: Sure thing, blood brother's secret.
by giraffe112 November 9, 2015
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pop secret

another name for sergio. and means the mother fucker corny
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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Secret Police

People who are sketchy characters and or people who look like their in a bad mood due to crazy facial expressions, and or asshole behavior.
Nyes sir sir, secret police sir... Nyesss Sir, Sir.

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Dood that guy is secret police for sure man.
by Erick Duseldor January 11, 2008
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Daddys little secret

A special term for having relations with your daddy
Mommy, Daddy fucked me in the ass last night, he told me not to tell you Daddys Little secret.
by Paul Rowley August 17, 2006
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secret ninja society

group of females that maintain the Secret Ninja notebook. They are all very alluring, sexy girls-who are always together, and always, laughing.
"I want to be in the s.n. society! they are SO cool..."
by Allie January 18, 2004
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