grandma's dark secret

Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.

"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.

by Bob McRoss December 5, 2016

super duper secret

Well, now that you found it, it's not secret anymore.

I would've described it a lot more but there's no reason for doing that anymore and it's just your fault Mr or Mrs reader.

Person 1: "Hi, I know a super duper secret word"

Person 2: "Oh, please tell me that word!"

Person 1: *Tells Person 2 the word*

Person 2: *Is confused because it's not secret anymore*

by Anton the Stoulmar February 10, 2018

National kiss someone secretly day

On this day , you should kiss someone and no body must know who you kissed .

Person : hey
Other person : * kisses them*
person : no one will find out because it's national kiss someone secretly day

by Johnyyy17 November 5, 2019

Wanna know a secret?

a secret.

Wanna know a secret? Sure! a secret.

by OS GoST January 9, 2020

NATIONAL SHARE SECRET LIST DAY

National share secret list day is on May 17th and is a day where your friends have to share their secret list with you if you ask.

Gabe: Hey Emma you wouldn't have any secret lists do you?
Emma: hey I do and today is national share secret list day so I'll show you.
Gabe: cool I wonder what the list is about

by Hubba bubba mama mia May 13, 2021

I know your Secret

Poverty

Levi: I know your secret

Atang; HUH
Levi: YOU'RE POOOOOOOOOR

by unkownnigga10 February 16, 2022

Thor's Secret Power

Thor's Secret Power is when the act of wrapping metal around an Erectile Dysfunction patient to "help them out".

It is also referred to as " The Shocker Cocker 3000" When being sold to patients.

P.S. It sometimes makes the patients cum, so be aware.

Enjoy your shock therapy

You should have the "Thor's Secret Power" for that erectile dysfunction, It works WONDER WONDERS.

by SomeGuyUwu June 30, 2022