Person 1: Because of you, I have Schrodinger's Disappointment.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I am disappointed and not disappointed with you at the same time.
Person 2: Because I reported you to the police for opening fire in a retirement home?
Person 1: ...They had it coming
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I am disappointed and not disappointed with you at the same time.
Person 2: Because I reported you to the police for opening fire in a retirement home?
Person 1: ...They had it coming
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by Zzdots March 16, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Rickroll mug.The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.
News reporter said, "Was the meeting confidential?" Politician's response, "No!" News reporter replied, "Can you tell us what it's about than?" Politician's response, "That's confidential." News reporter replied, "Sir, you made the description of the meeting in a state of Schrödinger's confidentiality due to your dishonest contradictory responses. Can you please honestly explain whether or not it actually is confidential or not, and if not whether you're willing to tell us?"
by Thought_Addict March 25, 2025
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The News Reporter said, "Sir, you claimed earlier that the meeting was not confidential, and now you claim that it is. You've regulated the confidentiality of the meeting into a state of schrödinger's confidentiality. Will you honestly claim which is which and cease this attempt at obscurantism, or will you continue to be obscurate?"
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Get the Schrödinger's confidentiality mug.expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too
by nickyishere April 3, 2025
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Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
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Yo you see that girl, sometimes she’s absolutely bad, other times downright chopped. She’s definitely Schrödinger’s Chopped.
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