A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.
by SpinX22 June 1, 2025
Get the Schrödinger’s Christian mug.A person who has simultaneously watched/read a show/movie/book and not watched/read a show/movie/book depending on if they can get away with making up stuff in conversations about it
"hey jerry said he really liked The Dark Tower. Surely he will love other Stephen king's books"
"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"
"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"
by Chemical potato June 2, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Fan mug.The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Parking Stall mug.When a hot girl could be a guy unless proven otherwise. For example by the Adam's apple that can't be removed
by Iamgay light July 8, 2025
Get the Schrodingers Apple mug.Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebag mug.When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
(Later that day)
Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
(Later that day)
Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebag mug.When somebody says something moronic, and realizes that the only way they can come back from this is by claiming it was ragebait.
Person 1: I honestly kind of like league of legends, it’s a pretty good game
Person 2: That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever heard
Person 3: We can’t be friends anymore, person 1.
Person 1: Uhhhhhh… ragebaited!!! Hahaha.
(Person 1 is using “Schrodingers Ragebait”)
Person 2: That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever heard
Person 3: We can’t be friends anymore, person 1.
Person 1: Uhhhhhh… ragebaited!!! Hahaha.
(Person 1 is using “Schrodingers Ragebait”)
by Berba July 12, 2025
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