sausage puffer

A flamboyantly gay coworker who won't stop talking about his sex life no matter how hard you beg

"The guy in the cubicle next to me is such a sausage puffer, I guess last night he had a romantically intimate experience with some dude named Darnell.

by WordsWillAlwaysHurt February 1, 2017

wiener sausage

A wiener sausage is someone with a small penis but it's god damn cute. Have you seen a wiener sausage?

I have a wiener sausage down my pants.

by Abwilly July 6, 2016

Rug Sausage

A hairy penis

She’s into rug sausage

by Ghostinthedark February 9, 2018

Seattle Sausage

When you add other objects and fillings to the empty space in ones condom as to create more girth.

Source; Some YouTube comment by a man called Jon
"Love to use the old Seattle side car, where you stuff other stuff in the condom to add girth."
I appropriated the name to Seattle Sausage because there was already a Seattle Sidecar.

"Dude I was with a girl and she said my penis was small, so I tricked her by pulling a Seattle Sausage on her."

by The ‘High’ Cleric April 21, 2021

side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

by sidesausage October 22, 2013

candy sausages

An interjection used when you fail at something or make a mistake.

"Oh candy sausages!" I screamed as I got back my test.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

peruvian sausage

The largest of all the sausages in the world, far superior to the donger

Wow that guy is so hot I bet he has a Peruvian sausage.

I wish I had a peruvian sausage!

by SAFTB November 27, 2016