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Safeway shuffle

When one enters a Safeway, he/she walks directly into the bakery section, grabs a doughnut, and proceeds to walk around the store eating said doughnut and shopping.
Yesterday, Nick did the Safeway shuffle.
by Nickie P February 7, 2012
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safety deposit box

The act of placing one's posterior against that of another and farting, thus safely depositing the fart in the recipient for later retrieval.
Deav asked his brother at the Indians game, "If you fart into someone's butt, what would you call that?" A guy in the row behind responded, "Well I'd call it a safety deposit box."

Deaver: "I gotta fart!"
Neil: "Quick, stand up and use the safety deposit box!"
by Deav, Belkins & Associates February 14, 2012
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safety docking

Where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. The safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and masturbate until there semen blends in the middle. This is often followed up with letting it drip into shot glasses and cheersing to having a safe shift.
worker1- those homos where safety docking again.
worker 2- it's not even end of shift yet
by boiler March 13, 2015
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Safety boob

When you're spooning your girlfriend and you reach around and hold her boob for comfort
I was sad last night so I held onto my safety boob and felt better.
by Vikivalentine July 3, 2015
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safeet

Some nonce that is always looking at girls butts. He watches porn hub all day and has the cock the size of a pea. He smokes weed for a living.
by Jameson's February 22, 2017
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Safety pinky

The pinky finger that supports your smartphone and generally prevents phone drops caused by the side hold used to tap icons at the top of the screen. It suffers from arthritis type systems due the lateral pressure put on the finger.
Always use the safety pinky when holding your phone.
by Hockules. November 3, 2018
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Safety hazard

Fletcher Lang is a safety hazard. Also smelly.
by Miles is not smelly May 8, 2019
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