Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie.

Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy's mom and sister last night.

I tried the ass roaster on Andy's sister, but she said it hurt quite badly.

by Katie Fan February 21, 2009

Ass Roaster

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a female performs anal and oral sex simultaneously, and, using the both the two penises as an axis on which two rotate, is turned 360 degrees in a motion similar to that of a chicken on a rotisserie.

Blake and Josh totally ass roasted Andy’s mom and sister last night.
I tried the ass roaster on Andy’s sister last night, and she enjoyed it thoroughly.

by Katie Fan 1 February 21, 2009

Shit Roaster

A Person that takes a shit,or extracts shit from another persons ass and then Roasts it in an oven and feeds on it.

Dude: Guy I heard that guy cooks his own shit then eats it.
Guy:...that's fucking gross he's such a fucking Shit Roaster

by gaylordfacker March 21, 2009

being roast

Being horny after not having sex for a while

A girl or a boy not having sex in a long time hench being roast

by macloving November 19, 2013

Slow Roast

When someone drinks a little at a time slowly becoming drunk but remaining drunk for a longer amount of time

Fuck me, Damo is a slow roaster

by ClubPenguin April 6, 2015

spit roast lamentation

Regret over not acting on a threesome with two desirable partners when there was opportunity.

After Jim died, Janette experienced spit roast lamentation for the time she had he and Jon in the same place.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama June 16, 2016

Kamikaze Roast

Roasting yourself, and that person

boy:u have no life
you:i have no life but you simply have so much of a more shitty of a life that you dont have a no life
backround:oooohhh he just kamikaze roast you

by periroast August 27, 2016