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road hot dog

Similar to a "road taco" but it's the girl giving the boy head while driving down the road.
Hilary gave Matt a road hot dog while driving home.
by freakyjazzy November 27, 2009
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Road Diamonds

n.

The result of clear "traveler" beer bottles post drinking on long car trips. Especially evident around large signs displaying distances to locations (or "score boards") and can range in sizes from near full bottles to absolute dust depending on variables such as local speed limits, build quality of road furniture and skill level / level of intoxication of bottle ejector.

Also -

Road Emeralds - green bottles
Road Rubys - brown bottles
Broc -"This is a work car, don't just throw bottles on the floor!"

Fish - "Time to make some Road Diamonds!"
by fewlish November 16, 2009
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Road Hash

Roadkill that has been run over so many times that it resembles hash browns covered in ketchup; Also a woman's genitalia that has been extremely over used.
Just the thought of eating that road hash makes me sick to my stomach!
by thecougar727 May 20, 2011
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Roadkill Hot

1. When something is in the midst of being fucking sexually attractive and fugly at the same time.

2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.
Did you see that dead hooker lying on the curb of the street? Oh my god she was so roadkill hot! I wanted to bone the shit out of her!
by TecnhoHead June 18, 2011
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RoadBears

Gummy bears soaked in vodka resulting in a completely concealed alcoholic treat. Due to the untraceable alcohol these bears are suitable to consume while in a vehicle.
Jimmy took a dirtnap after consuming too many roadbears.
by Dirtnap October 21, 2011
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Roadboating

The act of manning the helm of a vessel (usually while inebriated or consuming a beverage of some sort) while it is being towed on a trailer behind a truck. Most commonly road boating is seen in MD when the truck bed is full of people and golf bags and space and time are of the essence. It also reduces the number of DDs needed for a large group of people.
We had a couple guys roadboating to the golf course because the truck was full and they wanted to drink on the ride there legally (drinking on boats while they move is legal unlike trucks).
by Capt Shipfaced December 6, 2012
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road sarcasm

The less intense and more condescending version of the well-known road rage.
Driver: "I think that maybe, you should tailgate me a little bit closer. You are totally my goddamn favorite person right now."
Passenger: "Wow Karen, road sarcasm much?"
by gurgle69420666 October 1, 2013
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