queef waffles

1. A delicious breakfast served with a side of punani farts or burps.
2. The sexual act of eating waffles through your vagina while licking a dogs front left foot.

1. This morning my girlfriend made me queef waffles.

2. You don't wana hang out with that girl, she spends her weekends doing queef waffles.

by borrito_man July 12, 2010

Queef Licker

The act of when a guy is giving a girl oral sex and she queefs in his mouth

Guy: (licking cooter)
Girl: (farts...out of the vagina)
Guy: (unsatisfied)
Girl: Your such a queef licker!!

by Miss Queefy October 19, 2010

Queef Witherspoon

when a girl's friend places her legs behind her head and plungers her vagina until it makes the ultimate queef.

Hey i heard Megan just got a Queef Witherspoon in the other room. *Glurp

yea i just heard it too *Blurrrrb

by QueefWitherspoons April 22, 2011

queef nigga

A male or female who thinks materialistic goods can make him or her's social status higher than it currently is. Also be aware this person may talk big game, But deep down inside you know it's a Queef Nigga.

Yeah don't pay any mind to that girl over there she's just a Queef Nigga, who ain't about shit.

by Osam December 27, 2016

queef wad

the definition of a queef wad is some one who annoys the fuck out of you or some one who you realy hate

i hate bryan soo much hes such a queef wad thats why im gonna kill him

by kgenius12 February 25, 2011

Queef Cannon

Blowing air in the vagina then punching the female in the gut till the air comes out or blood which ever comes first

I heard Talen did a Queef Cannon on your sister. I hope she’s ok.

by DirtyRoss69 December 5, 2019

Queef Shower

When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.

Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.

by Andy K April 21, 2004