Pump the footy

Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.

After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy

by Jrob January 21, 2019

Class Pump

Teen-age vernacular from the 50's and 60's referring to a girl that was sexually promiscuous and fairly easy to seduce by any male that was inclined to be intimate with her.

sex, free and easy class pump

by Ghetto Gorilla December 8, 2011

pump rage

when people at a gas station obviously see you trying to get into a gas pump, and still pull in like the world belongs to them

Billy: What the heck?? I've been waiting for that pump for 2 hours!!! Stupid pump rage!!

by Billy-Joe-Bob-Hank June 18, 2011

Forrest Pump

A porno mawking the movie forrest gump. It has basically the same dialogue as the movie, but changed with pornographic langauge.

In the porno, Forrest Pump:

(Scene where forrest is in vietnam and gets shot)

"Oww, something FUCKED ME!!!!"

(Scene where forrest is in hospital with Lt. Dan)

Lt. Clam!!!! I came!!!!

by Kudzuboy January 24, 2011

Pumping shit

Meaning blowing a certain situation out of proportion

Ayo go head you really pumping shit I ain't mess with her.

Friend: you made me do it
me : I ain't make you do nothing see now you pumping shit yo lmao

by Cgooster November 8, 2017

Balls pumping

When the beat of a song hits so hard that you feel it in your balls

At a club
Dwayne Johnson: Bro this beat hits different!
Danny DeVito: Yeah it's got my balls pumping!

by R0B0COP August 7, 2021

pump and dump

A term used when you masterbate before you take a shit.

Everyone thought I was taking a shit but I was actually doing the pump and dump.

by Dirty Goat November 18, 2004