pumpkin punisher

When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte

Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!

by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020

muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.

Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.

by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017

Full pumpkin territory

Way, way, way past a known deadline. Playful reference to Cinderella’s midnight curfew.

Hi Dale, we’re now in full pumpkin territory. If you’re still interested in engaging in a conversation, please let me know. Many thanks.

by Willy The Labrador April 15, 2025

Gutter pumpkin

Describes a grimy girl. Usually hooked on drugs with multiple baby daddies

She’s a gutter pumpkin for sure!

by KATREAPER May 31, 2023

sticky pumpkin hand

When you are fisting someone and you pull out chunks of something like when you are scooping out a pumpkin

Last night with Eric, I got sticky pumpkin hands

by tater_anne October 01, 2017

Carve your pumpkin

Fucking someone’s girl so much that their vagina literally looks like it’s been carved.

man would I carve your pumpkin

by Doseofshadi October 23, 2017

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 18, 2023