The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag

I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

ghost portal

A gamer joke consisting of unexpected game sounds going off and on in your game play, preferably with a handheld.

Guy 1: I hear sounds in my game!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!

by mineat August 14, 2012

Heinz portable autoromontic

When you're attracted to asians or anyone who looks asian

I love asian folks. That's because i am Heinz portable autoromontic

by Young diabetes July 4, 2016

Juice Portal

Juice Portal is a Power Socket / Plug Socket

Are You Using The Juice Portal ? Because I Need To Charge My Phone Battery

by The V ONE 2nd To None November 8, 2016

Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

erotic portal

A slang term for the anal region, popularly used in hardware stores.
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"Fuck around and I'll stomp your erotic portal out!"

by Old Man Memory March 11, 2021

Golden Portal

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

by wifepop September 11, 2021