Jim Profit

A shrewd, cunning, ruthless and manipulating individual. This is often used in the context of the corporate world but it can apply to any sphere of life. The name is derived from the TV show PROFIT, whose lead character is Jim Profit.

Man, our vice-president sure is a Jim Profit.

by Santosh George May 27, 2006

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

professional amateur

Someone that is and will always be an amateur. A person that will never move to the next level and will never become better at a particular sport, job etc. They are called "professional" amateurs because it is almost like they are good at being mediocre.

That guy's a professional amateur, he's been working the same job for 25 years and hasn't moved up.

by Jpr1mo June 16, 2007

professional

a person engaged in one of the learned professions

Person A: That Brett Hodgson guy..what do you think of him?
Person B: Hes an absolute professional!

by talulah91 September 16, 2009

professional procrastinator

a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.

Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator

by Jacknauf May 2, 2011

Profit (tm)

A rank in SUKI (tm), The New World Religion (tm). Refers to not only the financial affairs of SUKI (tm), but also to an individual who can bring great wisdom or money to the organization.

SUKI (tm) has Profits (tm).

by pitz June 4, 2005

profile arm

This is a chronic condition similar to carple tunnel syndrome where taking too many personal profile pictures in front of the mirror creates nerve damage in the out stretched arm where the camera is.

Also, can be used to describe the stump of an arm left after a photo was or wasn't croped when people take their own profile pic in the mirror.

Sam didn't know that he was going to get profile arm from taking only 50 pics for his social website profile, but his dead arm and the wait in the emergency room convinced him otherwise.

Tina should have croped her pic further because you can still see her profile arm in the photo.

by ChrisDoc November 8, 2009