piece of candy

the point in a day or life that gives someone an extremely quick boost of happiness.

taken from the James Woods experience on Family Guy

Finding 5 bucks on the ground made Ferby scream, "OH, piece of candy!"

by DerangedShadow December 18, 2007

piece of arse

Direct from the motherland, a more eloquent way to refer to a smoking female specimen. After all, she's not a donkey.

I had a jolly ol' time last night with my blokes up in Newcastle. You should have seen Nigel score that smashing piece of townie arse, right as the bar closed at the puritanical hour of 11pm.

by Cryogenic Stasis November 21, 2004

minge piece

female genitalia commonly known as cunt

nice minge piece wouldnt mind slipping her my length

by Davis Holgado March 25, 2004

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Perceptionalizationality

The mental comprehension of
the degree of perception anybody
can express to nobody.

My Perceptionalizationality of you
is a well guarded secret -- so, don't worry about a thing -- because it's all
good!

by Charles T. Turley - 'The Psychedelick Pope' February 22, 2004

Dime Piece Express

Chicago's 134 Stockton/LaSalle Express bus, which runs non-stop down Lake Shore Drive from Lincoln Park to Wacker Drive and the Loop. This is the most favored mode of transportation for fresh-out-of-college dime pieces heading to their big girl jobs from LP. The train is a ten minute walk in the other direction, ample time for the humidity to wreck their hair.

You should have seen the talent on the Dime Piece Express today man.

by Bro Dude August 7, 2011

state of the art piece of shit

1.)The absolute worst person you can imagine.

2.)At the cutting edge of being "a piece of shit."

3.)Someone who has the worst bummy swag imaginable.

B.C.H: WTF are we waiting for, I'm starving?

KBR: We can't hit up Saturday Lunch until Goofball is done with his fantasy draft.

B.C.H.: I'm sick of that state of the art piece of shit and his 12 fantasy teams holdin' up the Saturday Lunch Club

KBR: Yeah, he sucks.

by King BookRock November 28, 2011