Porn Crackers

Tissues used for post-masterbation clean-up and left to go hard. Also known as wankier mâché, wankerchiefs, bedroom popadoms, or wankers crisps.

Originally from Viz magazine's Profanasaurus.
There's enough porn crackers here to make snow angels on the bedroom floor!
by NYCockExchange November 23, 2011
mugGet the Porn Crackersmug.

midget porn

half price at your local porn retailer
by somebody February 20, 2003
mugGet the midget pornmug.

porn horn

the large cock (big as a rhino horn) of a porn film star
In the second scene of the XXX-rated movie, the skank was definitely giving her all, even though she was choking on the porn horn.
by pornhorn50 January 14, 2010
mugGet the porn hornmug.

sword porn

Gratuitous sword fighting scenes, generally over-the-top and involving lots of blood shed. The bread and butter of the medieval and samurai action movie.
Pop in Highlander, I'm in the mood for some sword porn.
by MysticX November 3, 2007
mugGet the sword pornmug.

porn block

While on the computer whacking it to porno, one of your friends on AIM randomly i/ms you saying "hey, yo, w^, etc." and takes your mind off the porn and totally blocks you.
Yo man, seth what are you doing, my away is up and you keep on i/ming me while i'm trying to jack it! God damn porn block!
by John Knox September 26, 2007
mugGet the porn blockmug.

ear porn

On myspace, instead of just saying "my fav. music" just say "ear porn" and list away.
by Someonespiffeh January 6, 2008
mugGet the ear pornmug.

Porn Blindness

A close relative to the term snow blindness.

1. It refers to a person who has seen so much porn he is blind to its effects

2. A person who has lost the moral perception that porn is not for everyone and its possible need for censorship to protect those who dont necessarily like it.
1. I watched 14 hours of porn yesterday, after 5 it desensitised me.. after 10 i got porn blindness... the rest all I could do was listen.

2. Keith extended his phone to show us the moog getting hammered with accompanied groaning. We were slightly shocked at the reaction of shock of the other people in the bar, but Keith didnt even notice.
by Steelrat56 January 2, 2005
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