Poor Magnifying

When an individual desires a luxury item but cannot afford the item drawing attention to the individual's less than wealthy circumstances.

I stay away from the cosmetic counters in Neiman Marcus or Nordstroms because they are so Poor Magnifying.

by svelte1day October 17, 2012

Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.

My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.

by davidiw June 14, 2011

One step up from truly being poor. But one step down from being considered broke.
One wrong financial move away from being destitute.

I have just enough to pay most of my bills but not enough to have a social life. I'm semi-poor.

by xlant1 January 18, 2018

Used as a descriptive word in a sympathetic way, Usually in kind context when someone gets injured.

Aw, you poor flower, did you hurt yourself?

by Devvydoodles September 17, 2022

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

A mix of peanuts and candy corn that yields a flavor reminiscent of a Payday candybar.

Time to get more candy corn; I just ate the last of my Poor Man's Payday.

by Copyname March 11, 2019