riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.

Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!

by KnightofNerdom May 09, 2019

Pony Punching Bag

In doggy-style, make sure your girl has her hair up. Then, repeatedly punch the back of her head while holding her ponytail. Like a punching bag.

“Yeah last night I got a little too rough with my girl doing Pony Punching Bag, had to call an ambulance…”

by PPBEnjoyer December 15, 2021

pony pecker in a jockstrap

a hotdog

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish

by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016

pwned like a pony

The ultimate disgrace to another person

Dude you got pwned like a pony in cs last night.

by xiphias March 02, 2005

Ride the Boney Pony

When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.

My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.

by ckeliib June 04, 2009

PONIES MY ASS

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies

Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020

One Horse Pony

A misstated version of "one trick pony," used when you gamble with a brain fart and lipshit yourself.

Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony," Biden replied as he made his way offstage.

by Daniel Favor December 24, 2020