Periodic table of awesomeness 

Much like the periodic table of elements, but the elements are replaced with awesome things, and the name is changed to something much more awesome

Schools should stop teaching kids about the periodic table of elements. It is much more important that students learn all about the periodic table of awesomeness.

Periodic table of awesomeness by qazxsw 13 January 24, 2013

Period 

Periods...it's what us girls have every month. The inside of the uterus tears itself apart and it's excrushiatingly painful. Blood will clot, you will get migraines, you will feel like vomiting, hormones will go crazy...and before I got my period I used to think it was just some stereotype or something to crave chocolate on your period...well, it's no stereotype. It's real. And this lasts for 5-8 days, depending on the person.

*period arrives*

Welp, looks like my uterus is practicing giving birth again.

Period by Snowy reflections April 18, 2014

Periodolically time 

Waiting a long period of time, Term said on vine

We have to sit out here and waiting a long periodolically time

Periodolically time by Sazmcp March 15, 2015

Period 

A reward for a girl that hasn't gotten pregnant in the last 4 weeks.

I'm on my period, thanks for not hitting me raw

Period by iForgottoflush April 8, 2016

Period 

Bloody hell.

"Bloody hell, I'm on my period."

Period by BalkyyMagel March 22, 2017

period boyfriend 

When you start going out with a girl and she is in love with you until her period is over.

I thought she loved me but I was just her period boyfriend.

period boyfriend by notzach123 November 29, 2017

period 

blood,blood,and more blood but hey at least you have a reason now to get out of pe class you are dying have fun boyfriends.

kill me now PERIOD see what i did there

period by @THEREALSZA May 6, 2018