do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. drink coffee, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages
e.g. drink coffee, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages
Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?
Karen: not talk with the manager >:c
Karen: not talk with the manager >:c
by arakana January 12, 2021
Get the fuck with your parents daymug. Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.
by dietotaku February 24, 2019
Get the barnacle parentingmug. That moment when all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned temporary shallow interest of The Rents.
They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
Q: Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
Q: What did you post?
A: A picture of my sandwich.
Q: Can I see?
A: Sure
Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.
Q: What did you post?
A: A picture of my sandwich.
Q: Can I see?
A: Sure
Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge November 16, 2023
Get the Parental Notificationmug. by Cherry Smoothie November 21, 2021
Get the Sebastian Ochoa definitely loves Alanna Parent moremug. Dude, both of my parents are sucker parents, they believe everything my little sister does, if she's crying because she can't get her way, then when she gets her way, she quickly stops crying, that should tell you that she was just putting on a scene!
Your dad is such a sucker parent.
Mom! Only a sucker parent would believe that actually hurt him.
Your dad is such a sucker parent.
Mom! Only a sucker parent would believe that actually hurt him.
by DDeeDD April 11, 2016
Get the Sucker Parentmug. *The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the you're parent straightmug. 